1. Can't believe I got to swing dance with Jesh!
2. What happens at A&B stays at A&B.
3. Wait, why was no one else wearing a blazer?

1. must... hold... both.... rails.... SAFETY FIRRRRRST!!!!!!!
2. *phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt* FINALLY! I've been holding that fart in since Beijing!!!!
3. yup. me and my hiked up jeans.... we've got SWAG.

love you guys

1. "WTF! You'd think both rails would go all the way down. Jez! Give a guy with no legs a break!"

2." I gotta get to a bathroom and pull my pants out my ass! I only stroked her titty n' she she gave me an Epic Wedgy!".

3. "Now Jimmy, I believe we midgets shouldn't have to pay a full Air fare. Play it cool down there. After we Smash it at AB2, you can sit on my shoulders on the way back."

1. "If I knew I was going to have to walk down these stairs, I wouldn't have had the sixth glass of Johnny Walker." 2. "Maybe I should have worn my suspenders too...just in case." 3. "Well hello ladies...you know you cannot resist a man wearing The Executive. Do wanna come meet me out for a drink with my friend Cosmo?"

1. "Steady as she goes"..*hiccup *giggle *stumble

2. "Phew, I have been waiting to fart since we took off."

3. "Well helllooo there pretty lady" *Cue background music..."well you can tell by the way I use my walk Im a womans man, no time to talk."

1. Why am I ALWAYS seated in the LAST row?!?! Even when there's only ten!
2. Why is that dude taking my picture?
3. Did I turn off my computer before leaving...? I better call home...

2. Finally fresh air!
3. I can still taste it in my mouth!
1. …..Sorry about that guys….

2) Finally in Vegas! Now I can take off this trench coat and show the world just how fabulous I look in a corset! 3) Look out world, here comes mom jeans! 1) Legs or no legs, I'm using the handrails.

1. move it! woot!
2. Matt Damon
3. Is this urban Lumberjack look still kickin'?

1. "Thong th-thong thong thong."
2. "Yup, that's right."
3. "Call it what you will here, way down in this... Subbaculta..."

1. Two hands on the rail for every bloody Mary. I wish I had two more hands...

2. People think I'm wearing pants...khaki leg warmers fool them EVERY TIME.

3. (Goldfrapp playing) Check me out, check me out, ladiesssssss, that is real gold on my belt buckle. Real. Gold. (more Goldfrapp)

I could go on, but some of the other dudes in this picture have sick minds.

1. I wonder if this is how OBama feels when he exits Air Force 1.
2. I expected more paparazzi.. damn it
3. oh yeh... just joined the mile high club!

1. I need to make sure I get as many germs AS POSSIBLE on my hands before I leave this swell airport experience.
2. I'll meet you at the baggage claim, Clarence... I have to call my mom to tell her that I got here safely.
3. Ah, the embarrassing temporary foopa from eating peanuts and sitting for 8 hours straight.

1st of all you have to picture Alec Baldwin, Christopher Walken, and Robert De Niro saying this...

1. I'm Willy.
2. I'm Billy.
3. I'm just straight up Silly!

bahahahahaha. so dumb but SO GOOD.
i fully understand this wont win... but it's hilarious and so worth it for me.

http://i.imgur.com/RybsS.jpg

2. Toto... I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...
3. We must be over the rainbow!
1. No, I'm pretty sure this is Detroit.

1.) I thought 1st class got off first?
2. ) I hope the ropes holding up my cutoff pants legs don't slip
3. ) This 50's party better be good after that ride!

Warning - there is a tad bit of profanity, but I find it worthy and in good taste. ;)

1. Derek: "This is it. The f**kin' Catalina Wine Mixer!"
2. Brennan: "That's funny, because my mom said: 'If that curly-headed f**k Dale wasn't here everything would be perfect.'"
3. Dale: "BOATS AND HOES!"

Yep. I pulled out the Step Brothers quotes. ;)

The guys have chosen their entrance song as they step off the plane and into Vegas: LMFAOS "Sexy and I know it"
#2 exits first singing " When I walk on by, girls be lookin like damn he's fly

#3 struts singing "When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"

#1 is already tipsy, curses, trips… and forgets all his lyrics except "Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah" :)

1. Good God, I haven't even arrive to the party and I'm already tipsy! One step at a time...
2. Dude, I think J* is stalking me. I wonder if I can get her to dance with me tonight?
3. Wait, I thought we were going to a Honky Tonk Hoedown?

1. Sure hope the last one's not a rotten egg at this party...
2. Sure hope this coat isn't too restricting while I get my freak on tonight...
3. Sure hope they let me in even though I've gained a few in the belly button area...

1: Hey, guys... I'm so excited to see Jasmine Star on Monday!
3: OMG, I know, right? And then Jose Villa right after her! Can't wait!
2: ***Have fun, suckers... I'll be practicing my dance moves at my own private A&B pre-party***

1. Last AGAIN!!! But the view!!! Nice,Nicer, Nicest!!! If they only knew.This closet stuff is not so bad 2. "I'm a model you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk!!!!!" 3. I've bee holding it since NYC...I don't think I can take another step!!!!

1. So stoked, I can finally meet the [b]ecker.
2. My agenda says lighting and posing, but my mind says hookers and blow.
3. Wait... this isn't the [b] school party... *&@*#&BBQ!!!